Texas Edition Man Board.
Every guy wants one, even if he won't admit it.
This is NOT your mama's cutting board!
BIG - Whether you're chopping a brisket on it or using it as a tool bench, you're not going to run out of room. This behemoth is approximately 24" x 17" x 2 1/2", excluding handles and feet.
We offer custom sizes as well - let us know what you need, and we will build it for you!
STRONG - We use solid hardwoods, because it's built to last.
MEANS BUSINESS - Form follows function. You get as much surface as possible, with a thick depth to handle your hardiest knife or wrench.
PROTECTIVE - An end grain cutting board is gentler on your knives, and is more sanitary than plastic.
A LITTLE SHOWY - Chicks dig scars. This board can handle it. Diamond Plate trim surrounds the edges. The chrome handles are handwrapped in cowhide leather.
The Man Board, Texas Edition, is crafted from 2 Texas hardwoods. Pecan, the state tree, and Mesquite, which is very tough and persistant.
The Republic of Texas emblem graces the top left corner.
This board will arrive in a custom made wood box, with a styrofoam lining. Total wieght is approximately 45 pounds. You will need tools to open it. Oh yeah!
PLEASE NOTE, THIS IS A CUSTOM MADE ITEM, THAT WILL BE MADE AFTER WE RECEIVE YOUR ORDER. PLEASE ALLOW 3 WEEKS FOR CRAFTING.
STATS:
Polished Embossed Aluminum Diamond Plate .025"Stainless Steel Button Head Torx Silver Security Screws5 - Non Slip, Non Marking, Rubber Feet with 304 Stainless Steel ScrewsAll 4 corners and a center footHeavy Duty Handles with chrome finishcow hide leather wrappedOiled bathed with 100% pure minreral oil and finished with our own blend of pure mineral oil and bees wax wood conditioner
The Man Board Cutting Board
Our cutting boards are all natural, and 100% food safe. We never use any dye or stain. The colors you see are inherit to the specific wood. There are slight variations board to board, because, you know, they’re made of wood, and that’s how nature works. We feel these add to the character of the wood, and should in no way be considered flaws. We sand our boards to 400 grit, then, with the care you’d give your 3-month-old, gently bathe them in food grade mineral oil. This soaks in, and protects the wood grain, as well as brings out the natural beauty and sheen of the hardwoods we hand selected to go into your board. We finish by buffing on a layer of beeswax and mineral oil, to give the wood extra protection from moisture; because as we all know, moisture is the mortal enemy of wood. Like Kryptonite to Superman, fighting it out on your kitchen counter.
Care of your cutting board: Wash your board gently by hand, with mild soap and warm water. Your board is NOT dishwasher safe!!! We strongly recommend applying our board butter to the surface of your board every month, or as needed, depending on usage, to maintain its protective layer and sheen. If it looks dry, butter it up!
Thanks for buying our stuff.
We are pretty proud of it, and do our best to insure you will be happy with what you ordered. To keep our overhead down, we do not accept returns.
If there was a production problem with the item, please notify us within 3 days of receiving your item, to discuss correction options. If we request that you return your item to be reworked, please send it back to us in the same box. You will have to pay the return shipping charges, because we already sent it to you free once, wood is heavy, and we are not made of money. ;)
CUSTOM ORDERS: We don’t accept cancellations, and cannot give refunds on items we’ve made specifically for you.
PERSONALIZATION: If we’ve engraved what you wanted on a board, we cannot give refunds or exchanges. Please, for both our sanities, check your spelling and spacing and punctuation on your personalization requests.